Everything you need to know about ribbon eels, and a little about gymnastics
I maybe didn't act the girliest when I was little. In fact, I was pretty much as tomboy as they come. But when the Olympics came around, even my tomboy tendencies were no match for the gravitational pull of gymnastics. That stuff is like crack for little girls. I mean, come on. The Magnificent Seven in 1996? Kerri Strug sticking the vault landing on her busted ankle to win the gold for the American team? Those tiny girls were bad asses.
The event I couldn't get into, though, was the rhythmic gymnastics. It always seemed like regular gymnastics' fat friend: kept around to make the real gymnasts feel better about themselves. As though that was actually necessary! When you literally hurtle yourself through the air on a regular basis, you are basically a superhero. You shouldn't have to keep some girls waving ribbons around just so you can feel better about yourself as an athlete.
The ribbon thing. It would probably be cool enough if it weren't up against regular gymnastics, or as I like to call it, tiny girls flying. But there's just no way to compete when that's what you're up against. There just isn't.
Reminiscent of the ribbon dancing thing--only infinitely cooler--is the aptly-named ribbon eel. Found in the tropical Indo-Pacific, this eel is generally pretty secretive, choosing to hide in a cave or burrow under the sand with just its head protruding. With its dramatic coloration, the ribbon eel is pretty cool just hanging out in its hole, but when it decides to free swim--well, that's when it becomes truly spectacular.
Interesting Facts about the Ribbon Eel
1. Ribbon eels are sequentially hermaphroditic--that is to say, all individuals are born one sex and eventually change sex at some point in their lives. In the specific case of the ribbon eel, all juveniles are born male (protandry), and individuals become female as they reach the end of their lives.
Juveniles are easily recognizable because they exhibit black coloring with a yellow stripe.
2. Male and female ribbon eels are also distinguishable by their coloring! Adult males are blue with yellow accents.
3. Females are almost completely yellow. As the adult male reaches full size, it begins to turn into a female, and turns yellow. It will then mate, lay eggs, and die within about a month. Due to this short lifespan, female ribbon eels are a relatively rare sight.
4. They might look angry, but they're just breathing! Like moray eels (and unlike most fish), the ribbon eel has to open and close its mouth in order to circulate water towards its gills (in order to breathe).